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      07-26-2016, 03:19 PM   #89
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Y'all are a bunch of retards.

That shit done peeked my interest.
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      07-26-2016, 03:35 PM   #92
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Y'all are a bunch of retards.

That shit done peeked my interest.
A peek at F87LUV 's peaks would likely pique your interest.
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Y'all are a bunch of retards.

That shit done peeked my interest.
A peek at F87LUV 's peaks would likely pique your interest.
Oh that ship left the port already and hit the iceberg and is now settled at the bottom of the ocean... Titanic the sequel - except he didn't even get to first base...

Never let go, jack... Never let go...
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      07-26-2016, 03:38 PM   #95
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Oh that ship left the port already and hit the iceberg and is now settled at the bottom of the ocean... Titanic the sequel - except he didn't even get to first base...

Never let go, jack... Never let go...
God damn you, Shoei.

I'm not sure if I like you or hate you.
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God damn you, Shoei.

I'm not sure if I like you or hate you.
I think it is both. In shoei 's case, it's actually quite common.
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Oh that ship left the port already and hit the iceberg and is now settled at the bottom of the ocean... Titanic the sequel - except he didn't even get to first base...

Never let go, jack... Never let go...
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I think it is both. In shoei 's case, it's actually quite common.
Shoei and I bro'd out the other night. And today I'm just getting roasted. (Not mad at all. Shit's making me lol.)
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God damn you, Shoei.

I'm not sure if I like you or hate you.
I think it is both. In shoei 's case, it's actually quite common.
This... Is quite true... And I appreciate the fact that you used spell check before hitting submit this time... Your grammar as of late was getting close to ESL level...
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This... Is quite true... And I appreciate the fact that you used spell check before hitting submit this time... Your grammar as of late was getting close to ESL level...
Thanks for conflating grammar and spelling. It makes it easier to ward off your already feeble attacks in the future. Plus, I can blame spelling on autocorrect or typos, but grammar is a little harder to play off.
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Just sitting here drinking some crown, waiting for DNC to get started. Then when I've had enough I'll either go do to the car and shoot myself or I'll meet frozen lemonade chick on the boardwalk.
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Just sitting here drinking some crown, waiting for DNC to get started. Then when I've had enough I'll either go do to the car and shoot myself or I'll meet frozen lemonade chick on the boardwalk.
Just be sure to ask her if she's every been to the DC area... *shudder*
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Thanks for conflating grammar and spelling. It makes it easier to ward off your already feeble attacks in the future. Plus, I can blame spelling on autocorrect or typos, but grammar is a little harder to play off.
Aurocorrect, she will haunt you in real life, and haunt you in your dreams. Changing shitting to shifting, and cunts to cars. What a batch!

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Just be sure to ask her if she's every been to the DC area... *shudder*
DC, home of the great memorials and stagnant STDs fueled by cocaine and politics
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This... Is quite true... And I appreciate the fact that you used spell check before hitting submit this time... Your grammar as of late was getting close to ESL level...
Thanks for conflating grammar and spelling. It makes it easier to ward off your already feeble attacks in the future. Plus, I can blame spelling on autocorrect or typos, but grammar is a little harder to play off.
Oh feeble you say? Well... To be fair... I think your leg jumping but pretend not to be leg humping doesn't warrant much response...

Your lack of three pedals on your M cars however...........

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Oh feeble you say? Well... To be fair... I think your leg jumping but pretend not to be leg humping doesn't warrant much response...

Your lack of three pedals on your M cars however...........

Don't worry - from a text readability standpoint, you have a lot in common with Axius , as your reference to my "leg jumping" makes clear. I don't have to operate all three pedals to prove I can. My masculinity is obvious before anyone ever sees my car.
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Oh feeble you say? Well... To be fair... I think your leg jumping but pretend not to be leg humping doesn't warrant much response...

Your lack of three pedals on your M cars however...........

Don't worry - from a text readability standpoint, you have a lot in common with Axius , as your reference to my "leg jumping" makes clear. I don't have to operate all three pedals to prove I can. My masculinity is obvious before anyone ever sees my car.
When one has to proclaim their masculinity, especially when nobody mentioned it in the first place, usually sums up the lackthereof...
It's like talking about how many zeros are in their bank account... Same principle...
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When one has to proclaim their masculinity, especially when nobody mentioned it in the first place, usually sums up the lackthereof...
It's like talking about how many zeros are in their bank account... Same principle...
Interesting... so this is what grasping looks like. I don't get to witness it often, because the people I hang out with don't need to do it. You have been very helpful today!

(heh.) Ok, have a life for a little while... later!
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Don't worry - from a text readability standpoint, you have a lot in common with Axius , as your reference to my "leg jumping" makes clear. I don't have to operate all three pedals to prove I can. My masculinity is obvious before anyone ever sees my car.
Hey! You respect my authoritah! Plus I don't have three pedals at the moment, just two pedals, a foot gear shift, hand clutch, and some handlebars. Three pedals can always come at a later date, at least, until they expire from lazy pussy drivers (the main demographic not us).
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Don't worry - from a text readability standpoint, you have a lot in common with Axius , as your reference to my "leg jumping" makes clear. I don't have to operate all three pedals to prove I can. My masculinity is obvious before anyone ever sees my car.
Hey! You respect my authoritah! Plus I don't have three pedals at the moment, just two pedals, a foot gear shift, hand clutch, and some handlebars. Three pedals can always come at a later date, at least, until they expire from lazy pussy drivers (the main demographic not us).
Doesn't count when you have clutch on left foot and gears on right foot...
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