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      06-06-2016, 01:37 PM   #30361
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      06-06-2016, 01:44 PM   #30362
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Where can i find this kinda girl?
Lol, I've only met 2 girls (and only seen a handful on social media) that actually did serious work on automobiles, one of which was actually attractive. Definitely a rarity.
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Gaaadaammnn she's definitely got some assets.
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Where can i find this kinda girl?
By the looks of the truck and car port, probably tucked somewhere in the backwoods of Alabama fucking her brother.
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      06-06-2016, 02:10 PM   #30365
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By the looks of the truck and car port, probably tucked somewhere in the backwoods of Alabama fucking her brother.
Banned for being the brother.
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      06-06-2016, 02:10 PM   #30366
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Where can i find this kinda girl?
By the looks of the truck and car port, probably tucked somewhere in the backwoods of Alabama fucking her brother.
Hey honey. Git me the camera then go stand by the truck.
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      06-06-2016, 02:13 PM   #30367
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Gaaadaammnn she's definitely got some ASSets.
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      06-06-2016, 02:17 PM   #30368
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Anyone know the Houston area well? If I land at the Bush airport and need to be on a cruise ship in Galveston 2.5 hours later, is this feasible?
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      06-06-2016, 02:19 PM   #30369
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Anyone know the Houston area well? If I land at the Bush airport and need to be on a cruise ship in Galveston 2.5 hours later, is this feasible?
where you taking me?
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Anyone know the Houston area well? If I land at the Bush airport and need to be on a cruise ship in Galveston 2.5 hours later, is this feasible?
where you taking me?
Nowhere
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where you taking me?
You wanna be on a cruise with bimmette? I'd rather be on a cruise with Lups, someone who has balls.
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You wanna be on a cruise with bimmette? I'd rather be on a cruise with Lups, someone who has balls.
Don't feel like changing my sig.
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You wanna be on a cruise with bimmette? I'd rather be on a cruise with Lups, someone who has balls.
They'd probably both be equally annoying and I'll end up throwing them overboard.
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They'd probably both be equally annoying and I'll end up throwing them overboard.
Damn that was savage.
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They'd probably both be equally annoying and I'll end up throwing them overboard.
Haha you're welcome for getting you back on OT. Maybe I should take that back
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Right next to the unicorn, Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and Big Foot.
Doesn't bimmette live right around there?
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Haha you're welcome for getting you back on OT. Maybe I should take that back
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While I do believe you had an impact on getting me unbanned I also believe ///M Power-Belgium played an equal role.
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      06-06-2016, 02:52 PM   #30381
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Right next to the unicorn, Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and Big Foot.
Doesn't bimmette live right around there?
Haha, yes Canada is a pretty mystical place of friendly people.
But nah, I don't have her assets nor would I take apart my car (intentionally)
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Considering he was banned too, do you really believe that? Hahaha
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