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      04-01-2016, 12:10 PM   #24905
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I'd make fun of you guys stuck in your offices working while i head out to play a round of golf. However..... assuming that anyone on this forum (other Biorin) is actually working today would be the largest BP fantasy posted to date and i'll probably be envious of you guys chillaxing in your nicely air conditioned offices, cause it's kinda friggin warm today.

I can take solace that i'm not playing golf with jtodd_fl which means i won't need to wear a rain coat to protect me from his sweaty pits.
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      04-01-2016, 12:27 PM   #24906
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I'd make fun of you guys stuck in your offices working while i head out to play a round of golf. However..... assuming that anyone on this forum (other Biorin) is actually working today would be the largest BP fantasy posted to date and i'll probably be envious of you guys chillaxing in your nicely air conditioned offices, cause it's kinda friggin warm today.

I can take solace that i'm not playing golf with jtodd_fl which means i won't need to wear a rain coat to protect me from his sweaty pits.
Hey I worked today. My boss is a dick.

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      04-01-2016, 12:40 PM   #24907
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I'd make fun of you guys stuck in your offices working while i head out to play a round of golf. However..... assuming that anyone on this forum (other Biorin) is actually working today would be the largest BP fantasy posted to date and i'll probably be envious of you guys chillaxing in your nicely air conditioned offices, cause it's kinda friggin warm today.

I can take solace that i'm not playing golf with jtodd_fl which means i won't need to wear a rain coat to protect me from his sweaty pits.
I'll admit, I do enjoy having a nice air conditioned office. Operators come in sweating their ass off, whilst I sit on BP and fuck off most the day.


I'd rather be golfing though.
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      04-01-2016, 12:41 PM   #24908
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I'm working.... on personal things. Like adding lighting package!

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      04-01-2016, 12:51 PM   #24909
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      04-01-2016, 12:53 PM   #24910
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I'm working.... on personal things. Like adding lighting package!

DCT.




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      04-01-2016, 12:55 PM   #24911
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      04-01-2016, 12:56 PM   #24912
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Don't mind him... he's butthurt and he drives a Mini - and even THAT is too much for him to handle - it literally hurt him yesterday. M-DCT FTW!
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      04-01-2016, 12:57 PM   #24913
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Don't mind him... he's butthurt and he drives a Mini - and even THAT is too much for him to handle - it literally hurt him yesterday. M-DCT FTW!
Says the man with a household full of automatic cars.
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      04-01-2016, 12:59 PM   #24914
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No fucking way!


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      04-01-2016, 12:59 PM   #24915
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THEY AREN'T AUTOMATICS. THE M-DCT IS A MANUAL, JUST YOU DON'T NEED TO DEPRESS THE CLUTCH. *CRIES*

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      04-01-2016, 01:03 PM   #24917
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THEY AREN'T AUTOMATICS. THE M-DCT IS A MANUAL, JUST YOU DON'T NEED TO DEPRESS THE CLUTCH. *CRIES*

RTFMM (READ THE FUCKING MARKETING MATERIAL!!!11!1!!11)





Don't kill me dad I was just kidding!!!



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      04-01-2016, 01:04 PM   #24918
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I'm working.... on personal things. Like adding lighting package!

DCT.




This.

I hate that the i8 couldn't be a manual.
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      04-01-2016, 01:06 PM   #24919
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DCT.




Don't mind him... he's butthurt and he drives a Mini - and even THAT is too much for him to handle - it literally hurt him yesterday. M-DCT FTW!
I didn't know all this time you sit while you pee!

Manual>automatic..er..."DCT"
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      04-01-2016, 01:06 PM   #24920
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THEY AREN'T AUTOMATICS. THE M-DCT IS A MANUAL, JUST YOU DON'T NEED TO DEPRESS THE CLUTCH. *CRIES*

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So a lady manual. How cute.
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      04-01-2016, 01:08 PM   #24921
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So a lady manual. How cute.
I have a vagina so I'm gonna go ahead and just live with my Bitch Shift.
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      04-01-2016, 01:09 PM   #24922
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This.

I hate that the i8 couldn't be a manual.
I bet if you REALLY wanted, you could retrofit it.

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So a lady manual. How cute.
And $2,900 extra, at that.


Oh, the things you could buy for 3 grand that are actually useful.



JK the DCT is dope, just not my thing.


GT3 RS, maybe.
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This.

I hate that the i8 couldn't be a manual.
I bet if you REALLY wanted, you could retrofit it.

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So a lady manual. How cute.
And $2,900 extra, at that.


Oh, the things you could buy for 3 grand that are actually useful.
I offered to BUY (not lease) upfront an i8 with a non refundable deposit if they built it as a manual, and BMW straight up said no.
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Let us know the final detail$$$

That's a build I want

DCT > 6 speed
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I offered to BUY (not lease) upfront an i8 with a non refundable deposit if they built it as a manual, and BMW straight up said no.
Damn! It's a thing of the future, I suppose.

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DCT > 6 speed
So, we have...what, 7 women on the boards, now?
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Damn! It's a thing of the future, I suppose.

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DCT > 6 speed
So, we have...what, 7 women on the boards, now?
And counting!

The true females are showing their true colors now!
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