What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

And, for a definitive post mortem on the original whore thread, for those interested.

Opened June 2, 2015
Closed July 26, 2016

Active for 420 days
Total of 27,693 posts
That is 66 posts per day (65.9357143 to be more precise)

Would love to see an hourly chart (like a trading activity chart), but I don't have the data of the time. Heh. Would also be interesting to see how many appreciates were generated and when. But then, I am a nerd, so no one else probably cares.

Yes. An hourly chart would be interesting as would a post-by-member graph. Oh...and don't forget a banned members hall of fame.

[Dang3r]

You're onto the way to went kinda nerdy, pulling all those facts out

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Go foo. The early worm catches the bird!

A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

You're onto the way to went kinda nerdy, pulling all those facts out

Since you shared a joke earlier, I am sharing one with you. A little bit of English and German knowledge is required.

An American with poor German skills is in Bavaria and he is looking to buy a pair of lederhosen. He finds a man selling them and asks how much. The man replies, "fünfundsechzig".

The American replies, loudly and slowly, of course, "Sixty five?".

The Bavarian man replies, "Nein, die Pfeif' siehst du nicht, da ist eine Klappe vor."

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Axius

A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand!

And here I thought is goes like "rather a blind in my bed than a dumb on the roof" ^^

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Since you shared a joke earlier, I am sharing one with you. A little bit of English and German knowledge is required.

An American with poor German skills is in Bavaria and he is looking to buy a pair of lederhosen. He finds a man selling them and asks how much. The man replies, "fünfundsechzig".

The American replies, loudly and slowly, of course, "Sixty five?".

The Bavarian man replies, "Nein, die Pfeif' siehst du nicht, da ist eine Klappe vor."

Yes, the Bavarian language is predestinated for playing games with the pronouncings, but, dont take this as offending ya folks, but Im affraid this would definitely pushing you over budget.

[jtodd_fl]

I also had a German buddy whose dad owned a shipping company and he asked why they bought so much stuff from the same region of France - côté d'ouvrir. It was on all the boxes Not the brightest kid I knew...

[Dang3r]

Good example what happens, if the goods had contained maybe too much weed

[RJ_]

Getting a new roof today. And the same contractor is quoting my porch from the accident that killed the jeep, said they'll likely have to replace the whole thing because of the foundation damage.

Ahh...the sweet smell of appreciation in the morning.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Getting a new roof today. And the same contractor is quoting my porch from the accident that killed the jeep, said they'll likely have to replace the whole thing because of the foundation damage.

Ahh...the sweet smell of appreciation in the morning.

Yeah, and too bad that the impact from that minivan also shook the wall and knocked your expensive tv and stereo system off the wall...

[F87LUV]

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Why the long face?

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

SMILE KID

[Axius]

So I did a thing. Gnarly brrraahhhh!

[1LRM3]

Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Axius

Why the long face?

Packing up my cube today. We're merging into another office to "unite" the firm but really, it's because they're cheap AF and don't wanna pay for this part of town anymore. Now I have to share a space with three other people.

[ASBSECU E93]

Hey jtodd_fl and MKSixer - would also like to see a graph of post per day by user in the old thread.

Usage by user would provide some interesting data

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Packing up my cube today. We're merging into another office to "unite" the firm but really, it's because they're cheap AF and don't wanna pay for this part of town anymore. Now I have to share a space with three other people.

Well hopefully you like what you do!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Packing up my cube today. We're merging into another office to "unite" the firm but really, it's because they're cheap AF and don't wanna pay for this part of town anymore. Now I have to share a space with three other people.

Ahh yes the whole let's amplify our cheap agenda and call it unification to bring the team closer together when everything was fine just the way it was.

Do you know the roommates yet? Are you allowed to play music and tune them out?

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by Axius

Ahh yes the whole let's amplify our cheap agenda and call it unification to bring the team closer together when everything was fine just the way it was.

Do you know the roommates yet? Are you allowed to play music and tune them out?

if not play music and move 'em out

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1LRM3

if not play music and move 'em out

Sing very poorly and make their ears bleed?

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by Axius

Sing very poorly and make their ears bleed?

yes!