Jealousy.

dimeo187 · 10-08-2014, 04:09 PM

What is the S4 saying to the 1M?

Artemis · 10-08-2014, 06:18 PM

"1M, it seems that today our boss has to leave later than his wife".

LukeM3 · 10-08-2014, 06:36 PM

Why do I always have to park outside?

1mm2 · 10-08-2014, 07:30 PM

S4: Yo 1M...whatcha think of my ass?

1M: Not much.

S4: Why do you always get the garage, what makes you so special?

1M: My ass.

S4: I hate you.

1M: I know.

M3 Adjuster · 10-08-2014, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vocan

S4: Yo 1M...whatcha think of my ass?

1M: Not much.

S4: Why do you always get the garage, what makes you so special?

1M: My ass.

S4: I hate you.

1M: I know.

:Bellyroll:

M3 Adjuster · 10-08-2014, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dimeo187

What is the S4 saying to the 1M?

[IMG]http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d5...psv4x8umpm.jpg[/IMG]

HEAVEN and HAIL

IEDEI · 10-08-2014, 08:56 PM

S4: vorsprung durch te....
1M: STFU. you're blocking my view.

yemski · 10-08-2014, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IEDEI

S4: vorsprung durch te....
1M: STFU. you're blocking my view.

Trond · 10-09-2014, 12:16 AM

S4: Yo 1M...whatcha think of my ass?

1M: It’s a bit wide and soggy

S4: What makes your ass better ?

1M: Well when not parked you see my ass all the time so you should know

Artemis · 10-09-2014, 11:17 AM

S4: "So, Emmy, tell me, are you a «garage queen» or a «trailer queen» ?"
1M: "Poor judgement, Assy. I'm the king of our castle, and you know it."

dimeo187 · 10-09-2014, 12:47 PM

Haha good stuff guys! Just wanted to have some fun with this...keep them coming!

Gray_Panther · 10-09-2014, 05:44 PM

1M: Servant, keep guard until the Master is ready to depart.
S4: Don't worry, Great Leader. I shall protect you.

Dee Pee · 10-10-2014, 05:39 PM

I'm just gonna let Ludacris say it. It's not as eloquent as some would like but who cares.

lastMleft · 10-10-2014, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dee Pee

I'm just gonna let Ludacris say it. It's not as eloquent as some would like but who cares.

lol..........

Esteban · 10-11-2014, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trond

S4: Yo 1M...whatcha think of my ass?

1M: It’s a bit wide and soggy

S4: What makes your ass better ?

1M: Well when not parked you see my ass all the time so you should know

Jay-K · 10-12-2014, 02:59 AM

nice you've made a very good decision

1mian · 10-12-2014, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IEDEI

S4: vorsprung durch te....
1M: STFU. you're blocking my view.

Hi frickin larious! (Almost fell off my chair)

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1mm2 Lieutenant 434 Rep 533 Posts Drives: M2 Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Northern exposure iTrader: (0)	S4: Yo 1M...whatcha think of my ass? 1M: Not much. S4: Why do you always get the garage, what makes you so special? 1M: My ass. S4: I hate you. 1M: I know.
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IEDEI Banned 1130 Rep 4,686 Posts Drives: L'Orange Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Brooklyn, NYC iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 BMW 1M [8.40]	S4: vorsprung durch te.... 1M: STFU. you're blocking my view.
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Artemis Moderator 29461 Rep 13,111 Posts Drives: BMW M2 Competition Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Belgium iTrader: (0)	S4: "So, Emmy, tell me, are you a «garage queen» or a «trailer queen» ?" 1M: "Poor judgement, Assy. I'm the king of our castle, and you know it." __________________ ///M is art ↔ Artemis
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Gray_Panther Brigadier General 1555 Rep 3,235 Posts Drives: 128i Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Upstate NY iTrader: (0)	1M: Servant, keep guard until the Master is ready to depart. S4: Don't worry, Great Leader. I shall protect you. __________________ 2012 BMW 128i 6MT Deep Sea Blue Metallic
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Dee Pee Captain 176 Rep 795 Posts Drives: '11 AW 1M, ‘24 718 GTS Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Portland, OR iTrader: (0)	I'm just gonna let Ludacris say it. It's not as eloquent as some would like but who cares.
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