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      07-20-2016, 01:27 PM   #34783
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I don't want 9 months of skin grafts... Especially if they get a bulk of the skin off my booty...

But you don't have 8784271 Prius drivers to worry about, and 2174817 terrible Armenian females driving around your parts...
True. I'm just hard headed I guess. If it happens, it happens.

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I was crazy with it. Road rash on a woman is not attractive! Rode with A/S gloves, jacket and boots even.
A woman in full leathers is pretty fucking attractive, though. I just gave a jacket to this chick on my softball team because I literally never wear it. Just hangs in the closet. Boots..., I think I wore them for a year? Maybe?

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Since you don't care about safety, get a novelty type of helmet.
Bahahaha! Sheeeitt. The only real safety equipment that I do care about is used for saving whatever amount of brains I have left and maintaining this whole sexy face thing going on.
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      07-20-2016, 01:29 PM   #34784
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I was crazy with it. Road rash on a woman is not attractive! Rode with A/S gloves, jacket and boots even.
A woman in full leathers is pretty fucking attractive, though. I just gave a jacket to this chick on my softball team because I literally never wear it. Just hangs in the closet. Boots..., I think I wore them for a year? Maybe?
I would love to get a track bike. The streets are too dangerous but I had a really bad injury last year and probably won't ever ride again.
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I would love to get a track bike. The streets are too dangerous but I had a really bad injury last year and probably won't ever ride again.
The streets are definitely dangerous, I'm on 24/7 360° patrol when I ride. Lots of people merging into me, pulling out and going 5mph, etc.


I really miss the ZX10. Probably going to get another one once I get the whole life and job thing figured out. Too many unknowns with work at the moment to commit to a new bike.
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      07-20-2016, 01:34 PM   #34786
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Those are wack... If we doing custom / novelty........
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I would love to get a track bike. The streets are too dangerous but I had a really bad injury last year and probably won't ever ride again.
The streets are definitely dangerous, I'm on 24/7 360° patrol when I ride. Lots of people merging into me, pulling out and going 5mph, etc.
All these doods driving and swiping.
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I would love to get a track bike. The streets are too dangerous but I had a really bad injury last year and probably won't ever ride again.
The streets are definitely dangerous, I'm on 24/7 360° patrol when I ride. Lots of people merging into me, pulling out and going 5mph, etc.
All these doods driving and swiping.
And girls asking them for the "time"...
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All these doods driving and swiping.
Too many people playing the damn pokemans!
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And girls asking them for the "time"...
I wear a fake plastic watch from the quarter machine just so I can ask girls for the time because my watch is broken.
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And girls asking them for the "time"...
I just died
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I wear a fake plastic watch from the quarter machine just so I can ask girls for the time because my watch is broken.
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      07-20-2016, 01:42 PM   #34793
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I would love to get a track bike. The streets are too dangerous but I had a really bad injury last year and probably won't ever ride again.
The streets are definitely dangerous, I'm on 24/7 360° patrol when I ride. Lots of people merging into me, pulling out and going 5mph, etc.
All these doods driving and swiping.
And girls asking them for the "time"...
Sh*t....you're almost as mean as silvergray545.
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      07-20-2016, 01:59 PM   #34794
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Sh*t....you're almost as mean as silvergray545.
You think I'm mean? You know it's all in good fun. In shoei's case, he's just warming up.
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waiiiiiiit a minute...so smartphones cant tell time any more only watches!!

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waiiiiiiit a minute...so smartphones cant tell time any more only watches!!

Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.
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And girls asking them for the "time"...


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Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.
Hayyy gurlll. What time is it?



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Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.
there are so many other stuff u can ask a girl.... do u have the time reeeeeally???

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Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.
there are so many other stuff u can ask a girl.... do u have the time reeeeeally???
Wtf said I actually ask that? Lmao. Actually, I don't talk to strangers.
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Hayyy gurlll. What time is it?



DUDE HAHAHAHA

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