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      11-11-2015, 09:38 PM   #2223
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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Do you pee in the shower?
... I have four working toilets.
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      11-11-2015, 10:52 PM   #2226
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Of your list, I only have a lot of nail polish, which costs five bucks each. But if you want to send me a pair of Louboutins, I won't stop you.
I was going to but you already told me that wasn't of your interest. Sorry.
I never said that. I just would never buy them myself.
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Do you pee in the shower?
I have never.
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      11-11-2015, 10:55 PM   #2228
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I have never.
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I'm not. I can't even pee in the ocean which was very inconvenient while on a snorkelling trip awhile ago.
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I'm not. I can't even pee in the ocean which was very inconvenient while on a snorkelling trip awhile ago.
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      11-12-2015, 12:16 AM   #2232
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... I have four working toilets.
So you shower in the toilet? Please tell me you flush before you go in.
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So you shower in the toilet? Please tell me you flush before you go in.
I find I make great friends of flies if I decide to save water.
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      11-12-2015, 02:32 AM   #2234
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This whole thread? There are a few legit questions among the couple thousand posts.
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So you shower in the toilet? Please tell me you flush before you go in.
This thread was anyhow damned to go down the drain lol

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      11-12-2015, 07:09 AM   #2239
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Ever been with a guy who wore thongs and if so, how did that make you feel?
Sure. I felt like a queen, and I admired his confidence.
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Sure. I felt like a queen, and I admired his confidence.
Come on???
You can't be serious...
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      11-12-2015, 07:32 AM   #2241
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You can't be serious...
Should I have not been impressed? I don't get it.
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      11-12-2015, 07:38 AM   #2242
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Should I have not been impressed? I don't get it.
Yes you are not getting it...a man in thong's is as sexy as a girl in men underwear.
Honestly you really shared intimacy with that dude wearing a thong?
Men shouldn't wear thong's, hey same question dude show's up with wearing a bra...would you also be impressed?
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I didn't mention the bra he was wearing because F30lolz didn't ask that in the initial question.


But to answer your question; yes. I was equally impressed that he supplied the whole package and didn't cheap out on half an outfit.
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I didn't mention the bra he was wearing because F30lolz didn't ask that in the initial question.


But to answer your question; yes. I was equally impressed that he supplied the whole package and didn't cheap out on half an outfit.
ok. you guy's are just joking around ...thank god...
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