Men's Rules

[Dante]

Originally Posted by Enroutte

YUM. folding up a peed on piece of paper in my purse. mmm whats that i smell? oh , must be the freshly urinated on funnel.

Oh girl, its not ment to be reused.

[Enroutte]

OOOOOOOOOOH lol. ohmygodsh ahaha im dumb haha

[Xens]

Originally Posted by Enroutte

If it's a new breed, it's a good thing. If my guy friends actually treated me teh way zydognaylor says.. I would totally be pissed. Friends have a mutual respect for each other. The guy obviously isn't my friend if he goes onto my lawn and pisses in my tree in front of me right after i politely ask him to not piss all over my toilet. ;x

If I was at your house I'd just pee standing up and wipe everything down with TP afterwards, and when you ask me if I sat down to pee when I came out, I'd be like "hell yeah!" then chuckle to myself. No way I'd be sitting down to pee, but I'd work something out, lol.

And Bellas & Enroutte you two are : : :

[NaTuReB0Y]

Originally Posted by Enroutte

I hate guys who pee all over the place. I seroiusly dont think men know how to aim and or they just choose not to. EVERYTIME i go into a bathroom after a guy, there is pee on the bottom of the toilet on the floor like.. you guys let it dripp there on purpose. That's so gross and it makes your bathroom ugly.

Whenever my guy friends come over I make them sit and pee. I know, I know, it's so "UNMANLYYYY" and takes away from their manhood, but they've all gotten over it. I hateee pisss stains.

the only time i missed the target...is when i'm drunk...

so i guess....i have an excuse!

[Enroutte]

Originally Posted by Xens

If I was at your house I'd just pee standing up and wipe everything down with TP afterwards, and when you ask me if I sat down to pee when I came out, I'd be like "hell yeah!" then chuckle to myself. No way I'd be sitting down to pee, but I'd work something out, lol.

And Bellas & Enroutte you two are : : :

acutally im pretty sure what my guy friends do haah stand .. then wipe anything if therse a stain. WHICH IS FINE. my point is that i dont want to see pee on my floor so if you wipe it up.. do what you want ;]

i dont get it.. bella and i are BELLY ROLL? huhhh?

[BellasBmw]

Originally Posted by Enroutte

i dont get it.. bella and i are BELLY ROLL? huhhh?

I guess we are just F-ing hilarious

[AW330i]

this thread got disturbing fast, but it started off soo funny!

[shimshimhada]

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