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      10-21-2015, 09:54 PM   #23
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Can sharks smell your period? Is this a cause of attacks?
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@ bold letter.

Okay, here we go...

Question #1: When guys gets played by a girl, we admit it. Yes, male tend to go out to drink and share a 2 hours of sob stories to friend. <--SOB

How come most of females I dealt in the past have a strong mind and just move on (after they got played like a foo) like nothing happened?
We do the same thing, but we try not to let you guys know about it. We cry and eat a lot of ice cream and talk to our female friends, who all say things like "you don't need that asshole, you're so much better than that" blah blah, so I guess we try to act strong.

At least, I think that's what people with female friends do.


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From my experience, lots of top level women tend to go after mid packs. Avg job. Avg look. Avg stuff.

That being said, what is a line/point/bell curve which even hot+smart women would find a prey which they can get for sure? What determines it? Is it calculations? Just experiencing different type? Game theory app?
I'm not a Victoria's Secret model, but I can try to answer from my personal experience. In a relationship, I prefer to be the submissive one - I like to make my guy happy and do what I can for him. However, in order to feel comfortable with that power balance, I have to compensate in some way. That compensation usually means that I find someone who I am smarter than, do better than, something. It's not a conscious choice, but something I've observed about myself. Hope that helps.
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is it true that all women want to be dominated in the bedroom, at least some of the time?
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I have been coerced into starting this thread by an unnamed OT member whose name rhymes with Tara. Because it's Tara. Therefore, please bring forth your best questions for the estrogen-ridden ones Sara504 bimmette, C5driver , and yes, even you Lups. I'll do my best to be as honest/candid as possible. If you ask something like "can bears smell your periods" I will break your kneecaps, but I have no doubt someone will do it anyway.
@ bold letter.

Okay, here we go...

Question #1: When guys gets played by a girl, we admit it. Yes, male tend to go out to drink and share a 2 hours of sob stories to friend. <--SOB

How come most of females I dealt in the past have a strong mind and just move on (after they got played like a foo) like nothing happened?


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From my experience, lots of top level women tend to go after mid packs. Avg job. Avg look. Avg stuff.

That being said, what is a line/point/bell curve which even hot+smart women would find a prey which they can get for sure? What determines it? Is it calculations? Just experiencing different type? Game theory app?
#1. Those girls were putting on a show. Fake it til ya make it.
Or the guy was just a loser and she was happy to be rid of him.

#2. As a mid-level chick, I can not comment. But there is no calculations involved. I hate math.
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How the fuck can I count as a girl
Now now, just because you strangled that grizzly with your bare hands for trying smell your period doesn't make you any less of a lady.
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how far would a woman travel just for a night of fabulous sex?
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Ladies at my office are required to wear skirts and dresses as part of the dress code. The AC would be turned all the way up in the summer time and you can tell they all feel cold sitting at their desks. Today i tell the secretary to go to the kitchen and grab some hot coffee, and while she's up she should grab a cup for herself as well.

Why did HR schedule a meeting with me tomorrow morning?
Because you're getting a raise for being a better employee than someone who has to be told how to keep themselves warm.
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How many drinks is the magic number to make a women a freak without throwing up on you or passing out. Or should I stick to molly.
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How many drinks is the magic number to make a women a freak without throwing up on you or passing out.
Shit I can answer that one. Depends on how big she is...
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how far would a woman travel just for a night of fabulous sex?
It's a complex calculation involving ratio of her desperation to the size of your dick.

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is it true that all women want to be dominated in the bedroom, at least some of the time?
Can't speak for all. Probably many.
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how far would a woman travel just for a night of fabulous sex?
If you send a prepaid private jet, uh... I guess far?
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It's a complex calculation involving ratio of her desperation to the size of your dick.
So pretty far then.

Wait..... is that dick size IRL or E-penor size?

I'm not sure if you know, but there is generally a substantial difference between the two.
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Is it true that bears can smell your period?
I have been told that when girls go swimming in the ocean during their period that it can attract sharks... I swear I am not making this up
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So pretty far then.

Wait..... is that dick size IRL or E-penor size?

I'm not sure if you know, but there is generally a substantial difference between the two.
...all the guys on BimmerPost aren't 9"??
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I have been told that when girls go swimming in the ocean during their period that it can attract sharks... I swear I am not making this up
Safest to stick to nudist beaches so that you can be sure none of the women will present a danger.
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How many drinks is the magic number to make a women a freak without throwing up on you or passing out. Or should I stick to molly.
I'm sure you can whip up the appropriate items out of your pharmaceutical supply.
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...all the guys on BimmerPost aren't 9"??
More like 9cm, because some of the guys here really try to compensate it with how hot+rich+handsome+popular w/ women they are.
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Why is it never the women's fault for having a ginormous snatch.
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Do most women appreciate a welt on their ass in the shape of a hand.... or penis for that matter?
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It's a complex calculation involving ratio of her desperation to the size of your dick.

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Yeah when dick size and desperation levels are plotted on a graph, it looks like a cubic equation.
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Yeah when dick size and desperation levels are plotted on a graph, it looks like a cubic equation.
So the goal is to maximize desperation?
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