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      02-17-2016, 09:34 AM   #1
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Exclamation Tinder/Dating Apps

I am really shocked there are no threads on dating apps here. Unless they didn't show up in my search.


Anyone here use them? Any crazy one-nighter stories? Catfish stories?


I have been using Tinder for about 3 months and smashed 4 girls that I wasn't even trying to bang, but the shit just happened. I feel like I should repent, but I have not.


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      02-17-2016, 10:11 AM   #2
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Tinder is okay. Met some cool chicks off there, some crazy, one that ended up living in a trailer that had an old sheet as the front door so I happily turned around.


Shit is fucking weird. The world is a weird place. I think Plenty of Fish's name is better, because it stays true to the claim that there are pretty dolphins in the sea, but then there are also sperm whales, bottom feeders, and blobfishes.
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Tinder is okay. Met some cool chicks off there, some crazy, one that ended up living in a trailer that had an old sheet as the front door so I happily turned around.


Shit is fucking weird. The world is a weird place. I think Plenty of Fish's name is better, because it stays true to the claim that there are pretty dolphins in the sea, but then there are also sperm whales, bottom feeders, and blobfishes.
A sheet though? Fuck, man. I try to do as much Facebook research and/or other forms of social media to determine lifestyle, validity of hair, geographical location, etc.

I also tried to use Bumble, where the women actually have to message you first, instead. The quality is highly improved on that app, for obvious reasons, but the rate of contact is also much lower.
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Back in my days of AOL chat rooms, I've met quite a few girls all over NY early 2000's through 2004. I was a bad boy
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      02-17-2016, 10:35 AM   #5
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Back in my days of AOL chat rooms, I've met quite a few girls all over NY early 2000's through 2004. I was a bad boy
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      02-17-2016, 10:45 AM   #6
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No dating apps or sites for me. I still meet Women the ol' fashion way.
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You must have missed the "Coming On Too Strong?" thread. That whole thread was about Tinder....
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No dating apps or sites for me. I still meet Women the ol' fashion way.
I wish I had time for that.

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You must have missed the "Coming On Too Strong?" thread. That whole thread was about Tinder....
Yeah probably. Now there's a new one about Tinder.
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      02-17-2016, 12:50 PM   #10
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Man, I remember when you were given the option to throw your pic in your profile so girls would stop asking me that over and over again. I once fell into a trap where a girl was a whale but her pic was otherwise . The drive was only 10 minutes lol.

FWIW, I think I've met like 7 girls right after my gf of 5 years left me for another dude back in 01/02. I was a slut then.
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Man, I remember when you were given the option to throw your pic in your profile so girls would stop asking me that over and over again. I once fell into a trap where a girl was a whale but her pic was otherwise . The drive was only 10 minutes lol.

FWIW, I think I've met like 7 girls right after my gf of 5 years left me for another dude back in 01/02. I was a slut then.
Girls are weird. I never felt a reason to show a fake pic.
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My dick is one of my Tinder pics.
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      02-17-2016, 01:41 PM   #13
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Girls are weird. I never felt a reason to show a fake pic.
There is nothing wrong with using an instagram filter

or two or three

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Back in my days of AOL chat rooms, I've met quite a few girls all over NY early 2000's through 2004. I was a bad boy
Dude I used to do that in the 90s back when we all still had dial up. You'd go into a local chatroom and put in ASL (age, sex location).. Then you'd just randomly ping one of the girls and start talking.. Eventually asking for a pic, which would take like 10min to download and of course fingers crossed that it was not a fake.
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Been guilty of using OkCupid. Met two girls, looked nothing like their photos, so yea. Stopped contact with them.

Don't have Facebook, so I can't use tinder lol
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Been guilty of using OkCupid. Met two girls, looked nothing like their photos, so yea. Stopped contact with them.

Don't have Facebook, so I can't use tinder lol
OKC is shitty AF. I feel like apps that don't have a formalized mutual like system like Tinder/Bumble all lead to nothing. It's funny that your reasoning was girls that didn't look like their pics.

Guess I'm anal about doing all my research before I consent to meeting a cow.
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I would use POF when ever I was single.. It was literally like shooting fish in a barrel. The formula for consistent ass was
a. create a witty profile
b. don't talk about yourself much in the profile but do mention you live on your own
c. have a nice set of clear pics.. smile in your pics.. have some tasteful shirtless pics, like ones from the beach and not ones you took in your bathroom
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I would use POF when ever I was single.. It was literally like shooting fish in a barrel. The formula for consistent ass was
a. create a witty profile
b. don't talk about yourself much in the profile but do mention you live on your own
c. have a nice set of clear pics.. smile in your pics.. have some tasteful shirtless pics, like ones from the beach and not ones you took in your bathroom



Someone make this a sticky.
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Someone make this a sticky.
I'm dead serious dude.. If you're in shape and look half-way decent you can pretty much get laid on the time on there as long as you don't come off as a creepy fuck or go sending unwanted penis pics.
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Yeah I don't have time to actually go straight to the point trying to fuck bitches, the shit kind of just happens. Especially not dick pics.

Crazy, people must do that because it works a fraction of the time. *shrugs*
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Girls are weird. I never felt a reason to show a fake pic.
There is nothing wrong with using an instagram filter

or two or three
Filters are ok but a complete stranger's picture is creepy. Lol.
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Filters are ok but a complete stranger's picture is creepy. Lol.
Maybe she's really good at photo shop
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