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      02-14-2017, 12:27 PM   #11023
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You know you've hit rock bottom when you start having sex with cars.
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You know you've hit rock bottom when you start having sex with cars.
Facts ! Dude fucks Porsche ...


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      02-14-2017, 12:32 PM   #11025
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If you want to treat Hallmark Day as a special holiday, that's fine. But i still maintain if you have to spend money on a woman for this day, you're doing it wrong.

My dad and i are rebuilding the slot car track at his house. I'll be working solo tonight because he has to take her out to dinner. Sucker. Probably going to a place with a preset menu. lol
I like your style. Unfortunately, I don't think all women are wired the way your wife is.
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Speaking from experience i assume.


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      02-14-2017, 12:35 PM   #11026
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Facts ! Dude fucks Porsche ...


That was awkward to watch.
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That was awkward to watch.
Yeah , particular when he took it first from behind ..I was thinking the exhaust tips are too hot !

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      02-14-2017, 12:42 PM   #11028
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One more reason to get 3.5in exhaust. To keep that guy away!
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One more reason to get 3.5in exhaust. To keep that guy away!
But you'll make some chodey autophile a very happy man.
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      02-14-2017, 01:03 PM   #11030
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LMAO
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      02-14-2017, 01:40 PM   #11032
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I'd like to try and validate myself against your penis size, but all I can muster these days is a semi. Can you tell me what size your penis is when you have a semi? Don't lie!!
ahh, the ol' Joe Flaccid ?!?

well, you see tonkers wonkers, when i step out of a warm shower, the mighty mamba can be anywhere from 3-4.25", depending on how I'm feeling that evening...

however, directly after my mushroom tip's been sucked off (at least 4-8 times in succession), i can be anywhere from 0.5-1.5", but the girth increases to about 4" in cirCUMference

a lot has to do with my diet as well...

if my diet is high in meat (i.e., pussy), i tend to be bigger than if i follow a vegan/crossfit diet (i.e., hairy female butts)...
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      02-14-2017, 01:53 PM   #11033
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ahh, the ol' Joe Flaccid ?!?

well, you see tonkers wonkers, when i step out of a warm shower, the mighty mamba can be anywhere from 3-4.25", depending on how I'm feeling that evening...

however, directly after my mushroom tip's been sucked off (at least 4-8 times in succession), i can be anywhere from 0.5-1.5", but the girth increases to about 4" in cirCUMference

a lot has to do with my diet as well...

if my diet is high in meat (i.e., pussy), i tend to be bigger than if i follow a vegan/crossfit diet (i.e., hairy female butts)...
uh... thanks.... i guess.


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Right!? I wonder how much I've spent over the years on women. Actually, I probably don't want to know that
I went to the tattoo shop, so im banking on getting more ink for valentines day. Whatever I spent on someone else, have been spending even more on myself.
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Don't nobody want your venereal disease Belgie.
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I went to the tattoo shop, so im banking on getting more ink for valentines day. Whatever I spent on someone else, have been spending even more on myself.
Fresh ink for your move up here? One day in and girls were already checking out your tatts.
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Save your energy Canada with your hot air farts ..
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      02-14-2017, 03:41 PM   #11039
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Happy VD !
Shit, I forgot to get wifey a 24 carrot ring. Looks like I'll be in the dog house.

However, I gave my mistress some envelopes.
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WoeHaaaa
Hey, it's cold here, gotta keep warm somehow. Plus, I like to keep those global warming theorists happy, otherwise they're going to realize they've wasted their lives.

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Shit, I forgot to get wifey a 24 carrot ring. Looks like I'll be in the dog house.
Surely you could stop by quickly at the grocery store and pick up 24 carrots and tie the leaves together to get a shape resembling a ring? If that would make her happy.

However, if she was looking for a 24 carat ring, then I would not advise the above as it will surely result in a trip to the dog house.
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Saw this on Facebook earlier. Lol kind of accurate
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Missing a satellite speaker, but works perfectly! Satellite costs $15 on eBay.

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