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      07-27-2016, 12:06 PM   #221
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I can't be walking around with broken nails like some kind of hood rat now!
Just think though, you flash that broken nail and everyone will step back because they know you mean business.
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      07-27-2016, 12:07 PM   #222
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I can't be walking around with broken nails like some kind of hood rat now!
Just think though, you flash that broken nail and everyone will step back because they know you mean business.
Lmao. Not worth looking bad for.
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      07-27-2016, 12:10 PM   #223
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Lmao. Not worth looking bad for.
Call me crazy but I don't base a woman's entire hot or not scale due to nails. Lol

Embrace the tough, knock a chick or two out!
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      07-27-2016, 12:12 PM   #224
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Lmao. Not worth looking bad for.
Call me crazy but I don't base a woman's entire hot or not scale due to nails. Lol

Embrace the tough, knock a chick or two out!
Not my style.

There are plenty of men that appreciate a woman that takes care of herself, nails included.
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Not my style.

There are plenty of men that appreciate a woman that takes care of herself, nails included.
I appreciate your nails broken or whole. What are they French tip?
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Not my style.

There are plenty of men that appreciate a woman that takes care of herself, nails included.
I appreciate your nails broken or whole. What are they French tip?
This week.
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This week.
Well manicured, nice sheen, definitely a woman of class.



With the matching M mug, for some reason I had a lingering feeling.
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      07-27-2016, 12:28 PM   #228
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Well manicured, nice sheen, definitely a woman of class.



With the matching M mug, for some reason I had a lingering feeling.
What's wrong with my coffee mug?
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      07-27-2016, 12:35 PM   #229
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Honestly never look at chicks nails. If they are long assume they are a priss and aren't useful.
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Honestly never look at chicks nails. If they are long assume they are a priss and aren't useful.
But they are useful when you've got an itch on your back that you can't reach.
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      07-27-2016, 01:06 PM   #232
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What's wrong with my coffee mug?
Ooooooohhh nothing!

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But they are useful when you've got an itch on your back that you can't reach.
It's called a fork taped to a ruler, noob.
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This week.
How about having ///M logo painted nails or it's too much?
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i think I hear fapping noises coming over the Atlantic...
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      07-27-2016, 01:13 PM   #236
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i think I hear fapping noises coming over the Atlantic...
Oh man, those nails are so hot I can barely contain myself!
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Oh man, those nails are so hot I can barely contain myself!
Not from Myrtle... much further East (and North)...
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Not from Myrtle... much further East (and North)...
Speaking of myrtke, do you happen to know anyone who can treat aids?
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No way. Those are way too ostentatious.
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Would be sexy if manual.
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