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      02-08-2010, 10:01 AM   #89
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I was happy to learn that Joe Montana wears them.

They improved his posture and he lost weight.
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      02-08-2010, 11:23 AM   #90
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Wow, thats all I have to say
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      02-08-2010, 11:52 AM   #91
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just saw a shape ups commercial and started cracking up...everyone in the room looked at me with a confused look...

Same here.
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      02-08-2010, 11:57 AM   #92
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just saw a shape ups commercial and started cracking up...everyone in the room looked at me with a confused look...
I did this during the SuperBowl. It was a nice distraction from the poor 2nd half display of the Colts.
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      02-08-2010, 12:34 PM   #93
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I did this during the SuperBowl. It was a nice distraction from the poor 2nd half display of the Colts.
Almost as poor as the commercials - weak souce. The Megan Fox was OK



And everything was fine with the Dodge Charger commercial until they...showed the car itself!

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      02-08-2010, 01:40 PM   #94
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      02-08-2010, 02:55 PM   #95
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Almost as poor as the commercials - weak souce. The Megan Fox was OK



And everything was fine with the Dodge Charger commercial until they...showed the car itself!

The Doritos commercial with the Dorito Samuri armour was halarious. The only good one of the bunch.

edit: The violin playing Beaver one was funny aswell.

another edit: The Betty White one was awesome.

Thats it though...
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      02-08-2010, 04:41 PM   #96
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I have a strange idea

don't purchase gimmicks and lose your weight the healthy guaranteed way..eat right and exercise (by exercise I don't mean wear special people's shoes)
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      02-08-2010, 06:38 PM   #97
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The Doritos commercial with the Dorito Samuri armour was halarious. The only good one of the bunch.

edit: The violin playing Beaver one was funny aswell.

another edit: The Betty White one was awesome.

Thats it though...
Please be joking. The Dorito Samurai was one of the dumbest of the night.
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      02-08-2010, 06:43 PM   #98
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Please be joking. The Dorito Samurai was one of the dumbest of the night.
Yeah it was dumb as anything, but there was something so dumb about it that it was funny.

What can I say? I am immature apparently.
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      02-08-2010, 06:47 PM   #99
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Loved most of the dorito ads. Samurai was classic.
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      07-15-2010, 08:25 AM   #100
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I think this forum needs a little more Gene Hanscomb. Anything less is simply uncivilised.
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      07-15-2010, 11:11 AM   #101
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HOLY SHIT!!! I just dropped my laptop on the floor after I read about the dildo!!! Good thing its a toughbook.
omg!!!! Im dying over here!!! hahahahahahahahah:lo l:
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      07-15-2010, 02:43 PM   #102
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This is the funniest sh*t I've ever read. More, please MORE.
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      07-16-2010, 01:54 AM   #103
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Please keep this going. I am dying here. HILARIOUS
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      07-16-2010, 03:33 AM   #104
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Crap troll is obvious.

Take shoe off. Drive.
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      07-16-2010, 09:26 AM   #105
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Ok, so we all know this is a Troll, but who cares. This thread became the funniest sh*t when someone pointed out the dildo in the boot picture. Me and 2 colleagues were following this thread at work and just couldn't stop crying. Too damn funny.
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      07-16-2010, 02:38 PM   #106
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Yes...the dildo, lotion and tissues did me in. I'm still laughing
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      07-16-2010, 06:02 PM   #107
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why wake up a dead post.. geez. It is stupid to begin with.
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      07-16-2010, 06:13 PM   #108
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why wake up a dead post.. geez. It is stupid to begin with.
Ditto.............can we PLEASE KILL this tread mods!?!?!?! What a waste.......does nothing.
delete, for the love of (ur) God!
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      07-16-2010, 06:45 PM   #109
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Ditto.............can we PLEASE KILL this tread mods!?!?!?! What a waste.......does nothing.
delete, for the love of (ur) God!
I actually got a really good laugh out of it. I know it's old but I hadn't seen this one before.
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      07-19-2010, 03:30 PM   #110
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Ditto.............can we PLEASE KILL this tread mods!?!?!?! What a waste.......does nothing.
delete, for the love of (ur) God!

While I'm disappointed at the anger, I am happy to report that I no longer need to wear the exercise shoes while I drive because I got laid off by the cash for gold organization where I worked. It was run by a thug anyway. Now I can change shoes before work.

I almost had to sell the car but I finally did get a new job at my aunt's junk retrieval business. I drive one of her flatbeds and pick up metal scraps, swing sets and wash basins and other stuff people want to get rid of. At the end of the day, the exercise shoes didn't work all that well for me anyway because I've developed more of a shuffle style of walking after years and years of being overweight and also having to walk slower for my wife (displaced hip). I'm still looking for weight loss suggestions because the 1 is getting a bit tight in the front seat. I never realized how much smaller the driver's compartment is than the Vehicross. Now that the boys are older, I have to move the front seats forward to accommodate the boys and my wife, who generally sits sideways (hip).

I might look into purchasing one of the flatbeds if my Aunt makes me a deal. Look for my 135 in the classifieds shortly. Great shape on the exterior. The interior needs a bit of work but it is mostly chips and crumbs and whatnot.
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