E90 Cannot Repeal the Laws of Physics

bpbenda · 02-19-2006, 11:56 PM

I was flipping through my manual tonight and came across this on page 84 at the bottom right column in a discussion of Dynamic Stability Control (DSC) ...

"The laws of physics cannot be repealed, even with DSC."

This truly comes as a great shock to me, as I am sure it does to you too. In all seriousness, if I had known that E90 could not repeal the laws of physics, I would not have bought it. I asked my CA about this and he said it would. I am disappointed beyond description as a result of this revelation. This is my last BMW!

itznin · 02-20-2006, 12:01 AM

Nice thread.... let me know when you are performing in my area.

I'll get some fresh jersey tomatoes, and warm up my throwing arm....

:: TOUGH CROWD ::

tctic · 02-20-2006, 12:10 AM

Of course the LAW of Physics can not be repelled. You can get a Nobel Prize if you proof yourself that you can break the laws of physics.

docbolo · 02-20-2006, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bpbenda

I was flipping through my manual tonight and came across this on page 84 at the bottom right column in a discussion of Dynamic Stability Control (DSC) ...

"The laws of physics cannot be repealed, even with DSC."

This truly comes as a great shock to me, as I am sure it does to you too. In all seriousness, if I had known that E90 could not repeal the laws of physics, I would not have bought it. I asked my CA about this and he said it would. I am disappointed beyond description as a result of this revelation. This is my last BMW!

Oh. So sorry. You must have a 325. The 330i can in fact break the laws of newtonian physics. In fact, it comes standard with warp drive... Just set a course and... Engage. :rocks:

user1 · 02-20-2006, 12:13 AM

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who said the 335 will be able to defy all laws of physics.

petesamprs · 02-20-2006, 12:14 AM

I'm sure if it was possible to repeal the laws of physics, BMW would have incorporated it as an option, and made us pay for it.

NaTuReB0Y · 02-20-2006, 12:15 AM

Can't help you.......I got a C- in physics in college.....

deutschmann59 · 02-20-2006, 12:27 AM

I'll bet you're just using the wrong fuel. Try hydrogen anti-matter. I think you may get close to 14 billion miles to the gallon with that. Plus, your "physics" problems will be gone, too.

ska///235i · 02-20-2006, 12:30 AM

this thread.... SUCKS

redse2000 · 02-20-2006, 12:31 AM

BMW can break the law of physics? You are funny

NaTuReB0Y · 02-20-2006, 12:33 AM

seriously, i don't think anything can defy the laws of physics.....that's why they're called laws...

BellasBmw · 02-20-2006, 12:34 AM

Why dont you get 18LLC to do a trial run on breaking the laws of physics? Hes already had all 4 tires off the ground.. hes closer than any of us are..

Romulus · 02-20-2006, 12:42 AM

WHAT?!? ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?!

I'm calling my salesman tomorrow and chew him out for not telling me this before I ordered my car. :mad: The president of BMW will be hearing about this, I assure you :mad: :mad: :mad:

I can't believe BMW didn't make us aware of this before.. This is just unacceptable. I will definately be looking into the lemon law and BMW will not only refund my money, they will compensate me for this gross example of under-development.

db17k · 02-20-2006, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itznin

Nice thread.... let me know when you are performing in my area.

I'll get some fresh jersey tomatoes, and warm up my throwing arm....

:: TOUGH CROWD ::

LOL

ChineseGuy · 02-20-2006, 12:58 AM

Dude....is this for real??~.....or are you just F@cking around with us??~

BMW F22 · 02-20-2006, 12:59 AM

phhh..syyy...phyyssiicc???

Artz 330 · 02-20-2006, 01:15 AM

hm dsc saved my ass in the rain around a bend at 80.. its amazing actually. I learned quick in my 02 330ci to drive with it in the rain was i had an almost near death experience. I drive with DSC in dry. I used to feel hell why should a computer drive for me, but in the rain. Its a goo0d thing.

Ghunger · 02-20-2006, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petesamprs

I'm sure if it was possible to repeal the laws of physics, BMW would have incorporated it as an option, and made us pay for it.

db17k · 02-20-2006, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Artz 330

hm dsc saved my ass in the rain around a bend at 80.. its amazing actually. I learned quick in my 02 330ci to drive with it in the rain was i had an almost near death experience. I drive with DSC in dry. I used to feel hell why should a computer drive for me, but in the rain. Its a goo0d thing.

My friend with a 2000 328ci was just preaching to me about this. he's all "If you want a real drivers car don't get a brand new 330i get a 328ci, it was the last year before BMW put in all those computer controls, yada yada"

arcrox · 02-20-2006, 02:18 AM

I think a lot of you need to get your sarcasm meters checked, maybe get the fluid topped off

Broken1 · 02-20-2006, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by arcrox

I think a lot of you need to get your sarcasm meters checked, maybe get the fluid topped off

Maybe it's a sensor fault.
Why they took away the sarcasm dipsticks *shakes head*

David328M-Sport · 02-20-2006, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petesamprs

I'm sure if it was possible to repeal the laws of physics, BMW would have incorporated it as an option, and made us pay for it.

they have. it's called the M5.

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