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| 06-30-2011, 04:13 PM | #1 |
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Short Shit questions
I just purchased a BMW Performance SSK and i've look over the install instructions but i couldnt fin any instrusctions relate in to the "big arm" see picture. Any help will be apreciated.
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| 06-30-2011, 04:34 PM | #7 |
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The bests shits are the ones that comes straight out and after the first wipe only to find the tissue spotless! its rare but it happens.....I dont make this stuff up!
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| 06-30-2011, 04:35 PM | #10 | |
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| 06-30-2011, 04:42 PM | #11 | |
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| 06-30-2011, 04:42 PM | #12 |
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The different types of sh*t
GHOST SHIT: You know you've shited. There is shit on the toilet paper but none in the toilet.
TEFLON COATED SHIT: Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. No trace of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it. GOOEY SHIT: This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe 12 times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underpants so you don't stain them. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. SECOND THOUGHT SHIT: You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realize it, you've got some more. POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD SHIT : This is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard. WEIGHT WATCHERS SHIT: You shit so much that you loose several kilograms. RIGHT NOW SHIT: You better be within 30 seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber getting there. Usually, it has its head out before you get your pants down. KING KONG SHIT: This one is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house. CORK SHIT ( Also known as a floater.): Even after the third flush, it's still floating in the bowel. My god. How do I get rid of it ?? WET CHEEKS SHIT: This shit hits the water sideways and makes a big splash that gets you all wet. WISH SHIT: You sit there all cramped up for a few minutes, but no shit. CEMENT BLOCK SHIT: You wish that you'd gotten a spinal block before you shited. SNAKE SHIT: This shit is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb, and at least three feet long. MEXICAN FOOD SHIT ( Also called the screamer.): You know it's okay to eat again when your bum stops burning. BEER DRUNK AND MEAT PIE SHIT: This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shits don't smell too bad, but this one is BAD!!. Usually this happens at someone else's house and there is someone standing outside the door waiting to use the bathroom.
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| 06-30-2011, 04:45 PM | #13 |
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| 06-30-2011, 04:49 PM | #16 |
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whoa bigdaddycane knows his shits! dont forget the ninja shit...when you squat on the toilet and someone looks under and thinks that stall is vacant.
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| 06-30-2011, 04:54 PM | #18 |
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Ninja Shit -> Nice one...but I can't take credit for the post, really. re-posted
I do have an original addition... Hawaiian Island Shit - This is where you shit so much the shit actually piles up out of the water creating it's own "island" (see: how Hawaiian Islands were created).
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| 06-30-2011, 05:19 PM | #20 |
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Omg I’m so popular, I was looking forum lobby and i can see 18 replies and I was "oh this guys are really helpful" till i noticed my engrish turret acting up. Anyways if someone find sometime after finish laughing at me I will really like to know how to install that piece: D
Thanks and your welcome!
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| 06-30-2011, 05:22 PM | #22 |
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Thank you OP for this thread I was having a shitty day at work and the laugh from all the posts has turned my day around.
P.S. the work shit is the shit you want to drag out as long as possible nothing like getting paid while dropping the kids off at the pool.
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